(C83) [Rumbling Heart (Akechi Shizuku)] Esemonogatari | A Fake Story (Bakemonogatari) [English] [lHenTie]

this was the best aprils fools and is not even april

Hey Weeabomemer you clearly didn't watch Monogatari Series. Both sister like Araragi. They made up the boyfriends to make Araragi jealous. When they tell Hanekawa she sees right through it.

To the idiot speed watchers in the comments below me it is fucking canon that they have boyfriends and that their boyfriends look like araragi

it was all a fantasy, whew

As if those two even have boyfriends... still not going to read something like this though.